We’ve put together a hilarious list of the best France puns and jokes about France for you!
In today’s article, you’ll find the funniest, darkest, and punniest puns about France to laugh out loud or just think “duh.”
For us, these puns are so bad that they are funny. You’ve been warned.
Hilarious France puns & France jokes
Whether you’re traveling to France or posting a throwback, feel free to use these France puns in your photo’s caption.
We know how can it can be to come up with a nice caption, so sometimes it is just easier to use a funny joke about France. We get that.
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Good France puns
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Enjoy your vacation! Right baguette ya!
There are so many things to do here that you can’t get Bourdeaux-ed.
Wow, this city is so Nice!
We can’t wait to start our French Tours!
When I’m in France, I feel like a winner – I hate Toulouse.
I tripped in France. Eiffel over.
I Cannes see the French Riviera from here!
When in France, we only have breakfast of the Champignons.
The food in France is Brie-ond belief!
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Puns about France
Pardon my French.
I love to meet new people and make new France-ys while travelings.
Paris is such a France-y place!
I Musee, the french have great taste in art.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I read Reims of info before traveling to France, but nothing prepared me for the magnificent vistas this place has.
I don’t care. I’m moving to France! I got nothing Toulouse!
The French language is nothing to Lafayette at.
This place is so expensive. My best advice? Don’t travel to France without Monet.
Funny France puns
I’ve had an incredible week in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
France, I hope our paths croissant again.
We’ve just arrived in Louis-ville.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Can I be Candide with you?
We were in such Henry to get to France.
You better baguette about it!
Can I travel to France this year? Of Corsican!
Jokes about France and the French
When my family went to France, I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood. It is a Paris site.
I decided to go to France on a whim. But learned I can only get there on a plane.
This is the first time I haven’t taken a vacation in France, because of the crisis. Usually, it is due to a lack of money.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past. That was classic Colognialism.
I asked a French girl if she played videogames, and she said, “Wii!”
An English man, a French man, a Spaniard, and a German go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They all answer, “Yes” “Oui” “Sí” “Ja.”
Many French guillotine victims had their heads [Removed]
Jokes about French food
Why do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
The cheese shop in Lyon was destroyed in the earthquake. I know it because all I saw was da-brie.
I don’t trust French food. It always gives me the crêpes.
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America? They were cooked in Greece.
Today my wife said, “I would love to go to the south of France one day.” I said that would be Nice.
What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance? A two-toucan can-can!
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French.
French people give me the crepes. Some days I simply can’t beret.
It’s only a dad joke if it’s from the D’Adjoque region of France. Otherwise, it’s just a bad pun.
When my dad went to France, he made sure to avoid the Eiffel Tower. It’s a Paris site.
Hilarious jokes about France and beyond
For lifelong French bakers, existence is pain.
There’s a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon. But there’s only one Nice city.
What did the French psychiatrist say to the patient? Le down.
I couldn’t come to Paris without my French coat.
A German went to France for holiday, and French border staff asks, “Occupation?” German answers, “No, no, no, just visiting.”
What did one French man say to the other French guy? I don’t know. I don’t speak French.
What sound does a French ambulance make? Oui oui oui…
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